I have a terrible track record when it comes to doing strange things in my sleep. Remember the “sleep toy” fiasco in January? Well. I do believe I’ve topped it.
Last night, while we were sleeping, I reached down and found Bub’s head. And it felt funny.
I squeezed it. It felt squishy. Spongy. Like he had water on his brain (water on his brain? We’re not the least bit irrational, are we, Jo?).
I tried to pick him up, but I couldn’t get ahold of him.
Mr. Punky said, “Knock it off.”
I said, “There’s something wrong with Bub’s head.”
Mr. Punky said, “That’s. Not. Bub.”
Oh! Of course it wasn’t. Cause it was Mr. Punky’s BUTT.
I collapsed into a fit of giggles right there in bed, at three in the morning.
Oh, LOL funny. Wiping away the tears.
LOL! Omg, hilarious.
Now I have to tell my coworkers what I was laughing about. :)
That is HYSTERICAL! Yesterday, Matty came down around 7:00. Cory decided he’d get up, so he reached over and patted me a couple times and said, “It’s okay, I’ll get up” and then he started roaring when he realized he was patting my boob. I didn’t even think it was funny that early in the morning!
I’m still giggling whenever I think about it.
Leanne, if I’m not mistaken, that’s not the first time you’ve been accidentally groped…I seem to remember a story about AZ…
LOL. Yes, but that was a female roommate. I should learn to sleep on my stomach. :D
Oh man, that is great. This is one of the funniest posts. Ever. I’m laughing hysterically right now. Even had to share it with Mark ‘cuase I was laughing so hard. He walked away chuckling, too (and that doesn’t happen very often).
~ Jennifer
Dad and I really laughed at this one. Really funny!!!
That is so funny I am crying laughing right now! Sorry I keep commenting on these old posts but they’re still funny!
I still can’t believe I did that. I’m such a dork. :)